...Seriously???

"You love your kids, you love your family and you love your Boston Red Sox! Now you can combine them all with this exciting new Team Baby Entertainment DVD. Featuring Officially Licensed footage of the superstars of The Boston Red Sox, Wally the mascot & legendary Fenway Park along with a grand slam view of the sights, sounds, traditions & colors of The Boston Red Sox, RED SOX BABY combines all the great things you love about the team — show stopping players, amazing homeruns, blazing fast pitches, team mascot, traditions and stadium — with all the things you want your young fans to learn — numbers, letters, shapes, colors, & more. Narrated by proud Red Sox Nation members Ben Affleck & featuring original Team Baby Entertainment music, RED SOX BABY is the ideal way to introduce your love of The Boston Red Sox to the team's youngest fans."

Good lord.